He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You did what with his pubic hair?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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