singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I am mentally ready for anal.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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