listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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