I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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