you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
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