i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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