What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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