He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We left the knife in your bed.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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