Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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