Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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