Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
