I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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