Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
True college students do jello shots in the library
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