Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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