i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Buhtt sex?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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