Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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