Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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