Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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