She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
