OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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