do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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