let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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