He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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