best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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