i just had sex bonerless
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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