I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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