i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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