Banned from zoo.
Again?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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