I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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