You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
we're chasing vodka with high fives
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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