and i looked up. we had an audience...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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