Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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