This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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