their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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