I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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