She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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