Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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