That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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