why didn't you poke me back
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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