that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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