I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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