I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Someone signed my nipple.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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