Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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