I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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