he wants to bone in the snuggie
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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