no. you can't hotbox the world.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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