no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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