Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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