So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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