Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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