he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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