Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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