Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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