This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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